Tuesday, August 30, 2005

My Adventure of Tracking Down a Hit-and-Run

If  my(failing) memory serves me well, FHM or Cosmpolitan or GQ,  (I’m not too sure which one but it was one of those publication which always had those hot hootchie mamas as their cover), once did a survey on what would a person do if they dented someone else’s car by accident, and with no witnesses. Unfortunately, Malaysians ranked as one of many who will bugger off, and do a Wile-E-Coyote without having the decency to leave a note or admit to their wrongdoing.

Last Saturday, Lawyer friend parked her car in PJ as she was rushing for her duty as bridesmaid. When she came back, she found her driver’s door smashed in. Culprit had ran off thinking he/she could get away with it. However, culprit made a very big mistake. They were witnesses.

Therefore,  Silver Waja WKB7973, run if you can. We have your address. JPJ was more than helpful to furnish us with the information.  It would be wise for you to owe up to your deceit. Come clean. We promise not to hurt you… too badly.

Silver Waja, WKB7973, be rest assured many eyes will be looking and searching a car depicting my description. There is nowhere for you to run or hide my friend.    

11 comments:

an0nymous-ign0ranus said...

o dear .... i don't drive a waja. hahahaha ...

anyway, someone did the same to my car too. small dent, but noticeable.

mmg aku sumpah orang-orang yg berani melanggar kereta ku itu.

Elina said...

jeng jeng jeng...

philters said...

dude,

1. please change your fonts on this blog... difficult to read wooo...

2. will be on the look out for that car and if i do, will give the dude the finger for you, orait...!

Fiza said...

philters: change my what? all rite then, if i get too much complaint then i'll change the font to something else.

babe: sumpah jadi katak la babe, boleh aku suluh & tangkap di nanti.

elmo: u can keep an eye out for the car too.. manalah tahu.. =)

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Muddy said...

hahahah...hit and runners. well, this happened to me, and apparently, they came back to pay me for the scratch on my Waja. but they turned out to be swingers, so i had a new problem at hand. huhuhu...

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Inn said...

i do drive one but it's not silver and that's not my plate no. *phew!*

At the rate that I let ppl use my car, I tend to worry. heh!

Fiza said...

inn: now worries inn, the owner is an 'uncle'. unless u or any of ur friends look like an uncle, then u don't hv anything to worry abt.

philters: moon him as well, ya?

mudster: then wot happened? kau ni selalu kasi cerita2 panas tergantung la.