Friday, October 20, 2006

Our Adventure of Celebrating Eid

Saya, Hurnain Abdul Hamid, dengan hensem-nya ingin mengucapkan, Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri kepada semua pembaca blog yang cemerlang. gemilang dan terbilang ini, terutamanya bagi yang beragama Islam. Jika saya pernah terkasar bahasa, menyakitkan atau mengecilkan hati, ataupun sengaja mendatangkan kemudaratan dari segi fizikal atau mental kepada pembaca2 yg dihormati (ya, termasuk penyokong kelab Man Ure juga), saya dengan tulus ikhlasnya meminta maaf, zahir dan batin.

Pembaca-pembaca yang menganuti agama katolik, protestan, buddha, hindu, konfusius, saintologi, wiccan dan kerajan langit 'ultra pin', janganlah bersegan-silu untuk memeriahkan hari lebaran ini bersama rakan2 yang beragama Islam kerana Agama kami sesungguhnya tidak men-diskriminasi terhadap penganut agama yang lain.

Kepada yang memandu pulang ke kampung semasa perayaan ini, berhati-hatilah di jalan raya serta mengikuti peraturan2 lalu lintas supaya selamat sampai ke kampung bersama keluarga tersayang. Jangan sesal di kemudian hari.

Selamat Hari Raya! Yay!

Monday, October 16, 2006

My Adventure of Getting Blocked

One fine monday morning, while I was to begin my obligatory blog surfing session to find out what my friends in cyber world have been up to during the weekend; I was met by the following message.

"Forbidden by rating check.

You are not permitted to access the URL due to the policy of your organization.

If this is an error, then you should contact your security gateway administrator."

"Eh, WTT?!?", I thought to myself. then I started to go through my links in quick sucession. I found that the HantuBola blog and Fireangel's suffered the same fate.

So Lily's rants and raves about men in general, the constant sniping of the head hantus and hantu keciks at Hantuola as well as Fireangel has been deemed bad for my cyber health and general mental sanity. As if the censorship is going to help. A bit of too little too late, lah.

Lily mentioned that it was probably due to all those swearing in her comment box but I think it's just that the system has suddenly took personal insult with all her men-bashing and 'i-haven't-gotten-laid-in-ages' posting

Hantubola I can undertand. It's footie related so a lot of testosterone flying around , especially from those Mancs who are always inclined to blow their own horns, as well as each others'. Heh. Furthermore, I think the Firewall just became too disgusted with all the lies the non-Liverpool fans are spreading about the greatest team in the bloody World.
Now Fireangel is a another story; her blog is quite safe... or maybe not. There was that time when she mini-cammed herself drunk on ther blog, whilst promoting this particular beer of hers or it may be that time she stuffed herself into a boot of a car, just to say if she could fit in it.

Heheheh. Bodoh punya Firewall, itupun nak block ke? Camner nih..?

Looks like it's down to the local cyber cafes for me to join those noisy litle brats playing whatever MORPG which is IN right now. Hmmm.. wonder if my Ragnarok account is still active?

Monday, October 09, 2006

My Adventure of Being a Year Older (Again)

Remember the Birthday Cake of last year? Well, it's back. :p

'29'..... 'Twenty Nine'....... '2-9'....... 'Dua Puluh Sembilan'...... Yay!

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

My Adventure in Blogging Incoherently II

In continuation with my Top 5 list of movies; this week, we'll be looking at movies which have won something at the Oscars, that shouldn't have really. Maybe a best cinematography here, a best screenplay there but not the main award for best Film or Best Actor/Actresses, when you know that the other team should've won it in the first place.

Top 5 Award Winning Yet I- Think- It’s- Bollocks Movies.

5. Shakespeare in Love

What’s it about?

It’s a dramatic comedy/romance and William Shakespeare is portrayed as a young, struggling playwright, plagued by money shortages, problems with women, and a bloody writer’s block. If you’re into his work, you would recognize some of the characters and their lines are references to lines and characters in real Shakespeare plays -- implying that these people or events was to inspire the film's Shakespeare later in life.

Oh yeah, he falls in love or something.

Why I Bloody Hate it?

It’s a really nice movie actually but it’s only in this list because it beat Saving Private Ryan for Best Picture in 1998. How dare they!

4. Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon

What’s it about?

It had Chow Yun-Fatt and Datuk Michelle Yeoh. Played your hopes up didn’t it?

So these two are lovers (fair enuff), but feel they cannot act on their feelings because of Michelle’s marital commitment years ago. She was betrothed to Chow’s "Brother in Oath" and although he is dead, the two's relationship is still constrained by commonplace propriety. Sucks huh?

Why I Bloody Hate it?

The shit hits the fan with Zhang Zhi Yi. She’s bollocks! What do they see in her? Isn’t this supposed to be a kick-ass Kung Fu movie? She’s a bloody spoilt brat in the whole movie. The best part of it was when she took a bungee jump, minus the cord and killed her annoying self at the end.

I had thought it was going to be another ‘Swordsmen’. Chow Yun Fat should be taking on the dreaded Iron Mountain Skull Clan or something, but no, they had him chase that little shite, Zhang all over Northern China, while she goes off throwing tantrums in bars.

It's not any lower because they made Chow Yun Fat looked really cool in it... and killed off that annoying tart.

3. Sideways

What’s It About?

It’s about this recently divorced, unpublished writer, eighth-grade English teacher named Miles (Paul Giamatti), who takes his soon-to-be-married actor friend and old college roommate Jack (Thomas Haden Church) on a week-long road trip through Santa Ynez Valley wine country. Miles wants to drink wine, eat great food, play golf, and send Jack off in style. However, Jack is more interested in "sowing his wild oats" and having one last bonking session weekend (who doesn’t?).

Why I Bloody Hate it?

It has Sandra Oh in it. I really hate to admit it, but Zhang Zhi Yi is much prettier than this trollop. I mean she just ruined the whole bloody movie. It’s a movie about one guy’s efforts in trying to bonk a girl before this wedding. What’s not to love about it?

Unfortunately, the script made him bonk Sandra Oh.


2. Titanic

What’s it About?

Leo DiCaprio (before he atoned himself in Man in the Iron Mask) and Kate Winslet play Jack Dawson and rose DeWitt Brubaker. One is a ruffian and the other is a member of high society. They fall in love, proving that money is not really everything and Leo can get the chicks by charm alone, aboard the 1912 maiden voyage of the RMS Titanic.

The Titanic hits and iceberg, sinks into the freezing Atlantic and most of the people die. Simple enough eh?

Why I Hate About It?

No straight guy, for the life of him, will have anything good to say about this movie. Oi Cameron!, we can do without the love story, thank you very much. The only good bit about the movie was when the ship began to sink and everyone started to die. That was bloody hilarious. Hilarious not because I’m an insensitive git, but hilarious because I’ve gone bonkers due to the excessive annoying love scenes, “If you jump, I jump” shite.

If the movie was not bad enough, you then had all this merchandising glut. Titanic t-shirts, Titanic shorts, Titanic slippers. WTF?! Back then, these were in-fashion.

1. Brokeback Mountain

It’s a bisexual-themed movie (not gay, because these two wankers had wives in the movie) of Ennis del Mar (Heath Ledger) and Jack Twist (Jake Gyllenhaal) two young men who meet and fall in love in 1963 on a shepherding on Brokeback Mountain (hence the name) in Wyoming.

Why I Hate About it?

It’s a movie about two men bonking each other. It’s a bloody faggot movie. The gay community was raving about how this movie was liberating and non-prejudicial and all that shite.

It's Sci-Fi actually, and not to burst your bubble or anything you gay farks, but how can anyone focus on anything other than Ann Hathaway and Michelle Williams. Ang Lee, you wanker, it's a bloody science fiction because any sane person would give their left nuts to have a go at Ann Hathaway and their right testicle for Michelle Williams.

Unless of course its Sandra Oh or Zhang Zhi Yi. But then again, you still could cover their faces with a paper bag and not go gay.

Disclaimer: Please let it be known that I have nothing against lesbians or women who are bi-sexuals. Such tendencies /acts should be supported, nurtutred and flourished. Heh. :p