Friday, August 25, 2006

My Adventure of (Not) Getting Tagged IV

I saw this meme at absolutely-fuzzy's blog, and thought it has been bloody ages since I did a Meme, so here goes. I would very much like to tag eveyone who reads this but I couldn't be bothered.

I'd very much prefer you lot giving me money.

Can you name 21 people (immediate family exempted) you can think of right off the top of your head? Don’t read the questions underneath until you write the names of all 21 people. Ready, Start!

1. Fiza
2. Os
3. Ruby
4. Zuardi
5. Ene
6. Izeman
7. Reena
8. Loretta
9. Sheema
10. Lillian
11. Chris
12. Nissa
13. Lizzie
14. Zamwal
15. Anna
16. Selena
17. Ajan
18. Shariz
19. James
20. Ahmad
21. Sarah


How did you meet 14?
We met in UiTM Melaka in 1995 . We were best mates right up till our graduation from UiTM Shah Alam in 2000, he left for the UK for further studies and communication was lost every since.

What would you do if you never met 6?
I probably shoot myself in the head or something to that effect as life wouldn’t be as colorful and lively as it is now. Village idiot and Court Jester rolled into one.

What would you do if 20 and 9 (the no. on the list) dated?
Oh, this is interesting. Well actually, at one point, I was egging them both on but No. 9, for some reason, said that it could never work out. It didn’t help when No. 20 was chasing this other particular skirt at that time.

Did you ever like 5?
I had a thing for her once, all for the wrong reasons, especially when she alrady had a BF. :p We’re best buddies now. She was the one who introduced me to the Missus.

Yes.. the irony amazes me too.

Would 3 and 12 make a good couple?
I’m sure they would. I have certainly not against any girl-on-girl action but It’d be weird though *Oh crap, now you’re giving me ideas.*

Describe 8:
Dedicated. She buggered off from her nice, cushy job as an NST reporter to go freelance and save the Malayan tigers.

Do you think 13 is attractive?
As much as I adore her to bits, she’s quite plain looking, more so with No. 15 around. *Sorry Liz!*.
Furthermore, she’s more like a little sister to me. Yup, a younger sister who’s 6 foot tall and bigger than you. Heh.

Tell me something about 17:
The typical old-fashioned, family man. He could also be a pain-in-the-arse as most of the time, you wouldn’t know whether to strangle him or laugh at his jokes.

Do you know any of 4’s family members?
I once met 2 of his devil nephews. Suffice to say that I never came back for another visit.

What’s 21’s favorite color?
I have no bloody idea.

What would you do if 18 just confessed he/she liked you?
Well, he should. I was his best man at his wedding.

What language does 20 speak?
Malay & English and occasionally, the language of love…. or so he thinks. Wanker! :p *Wei cepatlah khawin*

Who is 9 (the no. on the list) going out with?
Eugene. Futsal buddy and currently with an organisation that monitors illegal wildlife trade in the region. So unfortunate he’s a Gooner.

What does 16 do?
Marketing officer at Zoo Negara.

When’s the last time you talked to 13?
Ages ago, before she went to New Zealend to study Whales. Did I mention that she has her own boat, which was used in an ice-cream commercial?

What perfume does number 2 use?
I haven’t the faintest clue. *Oi, What wanking perfume do u use, mate?*

Would you ever date 7?
I could but for some reason it never happened. She lived a couple of rows from my rented apartment in Shah Alam. We became best of buddies , but the chemistry for romance was mysteriously absent.

Would you ever date 1?
I’m married to her, so … Yes? :p

Is 15 single?
No, she’s not… and all the men of the world can mourn. Your typically hottie Swedish babe, blonde, blue-eyes, and bloody gorgeous.

No. 11 and I have been plotting the BF's death for ages now. *kidding!!*

What is 19’s last name?

Would you ever want to be in a serious relationship with 11?
Fark! No thanks mate, even if he was a girl.

He has a hottie sister though.

What school does 3 go to?
I haven’t the faintest clue.

Where does 10 live?
Tropicana apartments, PJ.

What’s your favorite thing about 10?
Trusty frogging assistant, until she buggered-off and joined the MNS Committee. Looks hot in a bikini? Heh. :p

Have you seen number 13 naked?
No, but I wouldn't mind. Heh. :p *sorry Liz*

Friday, August 11, 2006

My Adventure with the Croc Doc

Dr Barr doing what he does best on Nat Geo channel

Dr. Brady Barr, is an expert on the modern crocodilian species and has conducted field research on crocodiles and alligators on four continents. He is the only known man to capture (for scientific purposes of course) all 23 species of crocs and alligator in the world. He is the resident croc expert of Nat Geo channel and has hosted serveral shows i.e. Croc Chronicles, Reptile Rules, on the channel.

Last week, he was in town for a few days on his asian road trip to talk about his experience in chasing crocs around the globe. So, in the capacity of the Herp Group Coordinator of MNS Selangor, I dragged 2 of my volunteers to the zoo, where he was giving his talk. I could see he was knackered from having 3 shows a day for the last 2 days so wasn't able to really sit down and chat with him. I was only able to introduce myself to him, and stopped short of trading bite scars or crazy stunts done with dangerous reptiles. Furthermore, I didn't want to impose myelf on him seeing how tired he was. (3rd rudest city in the world, my arse).

We stayed for his show, and I could see why he was so exhausted, seeing as how animated he was in giving the talk. Here's hoping for his next visit, where hopefully we would be better prepared to receive him.

9, Dr. Brady Barr, Yanti & Khatijah at Zoo Negara

Thursday, August 10, 2006

My Adventure of Saying Goodbye

As we travel Life's weary journey,
And plod through the gathering years,
With our burdens of care and sorrow,
O'er a pathway bedewed with tears.
If, perchance, for a fleeting moment,
Our hearts should with rapture swell,
We have added but one more sorrow,
When we bid the glad time "Farewell".
- Thomas E. Spencer

You had been there with me, through the thick of it. You were my companion, friend and confidante. I realize now that it has been to many sunsets that we've shared together. Now it seems that it has been one sunset to many. Too many times of seeing the red sun descending to its home in the glowing west and too many times have I welcomed the stars appearing in the night sky with you (wtf?!?). Our destination was anywhere and everywhere. We have journeyed together, laughed and cried. It had been a long road to get here.

You had been with me in Sydney. You were with me in Royal Belum and Temenggor. You were with me when I got married, (although, I had we had to be discreet about it). You enabled me to blog, to express my ramblings, thoughts, sorrow and care to the world. .

We have arrived at the crossroads of our lives. Greener pastures awaits. You were never mine, and never will be. This is where we part company. We had played together, but those days have their end, 'this why I bid goodbye to you and farewell Amanah Captital Partners Equipment Tag: COM 0025.

Sekadar gambar hiasan. Bukan model sebenar.

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

My Adventure In Light of PM's Warning

KUALA TERENGGANU: The Prime Minister has issued a warning – those who spread untruths and slander on the Internet will face the law.
If information in blogs, websites and online portals were incorrect, bordered on slander, caused disturbance or compelled the public to lose faith in the nation’s economic policies, their authors would be detained for investigation, said Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi…..

Now, let’s do a checklist on the whether Nocturnal Excursions conforms to the rebellious conducts which the government is trying to stamp down.

#1. Online portals are incorrect

“There you have it, I wish you, my brothers the very best of luck in your quest to pick up the chicks and become a babe magnet like yours truly”..... Excerpts from My Adventure of Giving Sound Advice

I AM a babe magnet. Seriously, I am. Kenapa? Tak Percaya ka?

#2. Caused disturbance

“Please be informed that any future attempts of trying to get either me, or the missus, to join your shite downline , will be met with a swift back-handed slap” .... Excerpts from My Adventure of Disclaiming Two-Legged Parasites.

It’s those damn MLM salesperson who are the ones causing all the disturbance. Where’s the FRU when you need them? A healthy dose of that stinky yellow water from that cannon of theirs should do nicely. Eh, how do I know that its yellow and stinky.. oops!. :p

#3. Compelled the public to lose faith in the nation’s economic policies.

Saya memohon kebenaran untuk membawa ahli-ahli Persatuan Pencinta Alam Malaysia, Cawangan Selangor untuk sebuah lawatan ke Padang Kemunting Turtle Management Center”.... Excerpts from My Adventure in Corresponding In My Mother Tongue.

See, I compel the public to support the various government agencies which are involved with wildlife and the environment. Unless the policies themselves are detrimental to Mother Nature, then we'll see how controversial I can get.

So, suffice to say, this blog is pretty much Cemerlang, Gemilang and Terbilang.