Monday, November 05, 2007

My Adventure of Using an Anology

Did you know that the hyena can virtually eat their entire prey or to be more exact, the carcass, as compared to other predators which can only eat about 60% of theirs. Its powderful (sic) jaws allow it to demolish and consume the normally indigestable materials such as horns, hooves and tusks of their prey.

Much like women in shoe stores. Chaos, anarchy, disarray, pandemonium and commotion all in one package. Yes, I'm making an analogy here. Or is it a simile? What then is a metaphor?

No worries though. I have another adventurious (?) opportunity for those of you who was demn lembap for the afore-mentioned event.




I did tried to lobby with the good people of WWF if one of the options could be named as 'Happy Hurnain' or 'Hurnain Hensem' but nooo.. Some people clearly lacks creativity and forward thinking. Ceh!

15 comments:

a babe of very little brain said...

let's try: "telor penyu sedap!"

a babe of very little brain said...

or 'slurpee' as in slurping the contents of teloq penyu out from the shell into the mouth.

the tai tai said...

nasib baik nama i tak di'nyonya'kan. hiks..

Doreen said...

who is damn lembap? huh? huh? ihatechu!

but luckily i have a festish for turtles.

Doreen said...

*fetish

9 said...

babe:
kau jgn ngada2 nak makan telo penyu shaitttoonnn!

tai tai:
tulah pasal. nasib baik bukan 'nyonya ***a'. heh

doreen:
no worries. i pun demn lembap olso. i'm not in their volunteer list. but then again, when did i ever let that stop me from gatechrashing such events. :p

Leen Ash Burn said...

I'm not good at naming turtles, I'm afraid.

lilyliverbird said...

Mawi!

9 said...

leen:
ala.. just pick one.

lily:
noo.. mawi is not one of the options i'm afraid.

a babe of very little brain said...

resipe telur penyu masak kicap!!!!

princesswaffzonkle said...

telur penyu shells make nice bogus ping pong balls.

Leen Ash Burn said...

Yeah, let's go with Mawi. Oh hang on, wattabout Dr. Sheikh, Space Participant Extraordinaire?

9 said...

oi.. just choose from the options given lah.

no mawi, no dr. sheikh muzafar and what not.

anisism said...

hai dr. sheikh muszaphar!!

anttyk said...

Sorry I can't be here more often bro. Office blocked access to blogger comments... :(

I'll play with you on Facebook, okie?