Monday, December 10, 2007

My Adventure of Being Bored



When the KL skyline looks ominously bleak, especially on a Monday morning, work is the last thing on one's mind. And the office's uber-efficient air-conditioning does not help in any way either.

But then again, a little drizzle outside won't stop an enterprising chap like me to waste away the day with some productive work. As such I surfed the net for some ideas on how best to do this. Lo' and behold, there is a website or forum to be exact on this, which just proves to you that I'm not the only slacker in the world.

Unfortunately, not all could be utilised though for a number of reasons (i.e. I still need a bloody job at the end of the day). So, from 8.30am this morning, till about 4.53pm, I have accomplished the following;

#1. Make paper airplanes and fly (more like spin and crash) them across the room.

#2. Mess about on Facebook.

#3. Make a jug of coffee and finish it on one sitting. I now blink every 10 minutes.

#4. Switch off the department's lights and make shadow puppets with my headlamp and my hands on the wall. I know know how to make an orang utan. *smug*

#5.To signal the end of a conversation, I clamped my hands over my ears and grimaced.

#6. Walked sideways to the photocopier.

#7. While riding in the elevator during lunch time, I gasped dramatically every time the doors opened.

#8. Didn't use any punctuation in all my conversations.

#9. Called I.T. helpdesk and told them that I can't seem to access any porno web sites.

#10. For an hour, referred to everyone I spoke to as "Dave".

#11. Then in the next hour, after every sentence, I said 'Mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As in: "Who left their original documents on the photocopier, Mon?".

#12. As often as possible, skipped rather than walked.

God, I am bored, aren't I?

10 comments:

Doreen said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

You? A full-grown man, skipping his way around office?!

HAHAHAHAHA.

diphthong said...

you can also try staging a mutiny and take over the leadership of a certain gang, you know.

anttyk said...

Pretend you're Steve Irwin - stalk your office hottie and wrestle her like an alligator.

lilyliverbird said...

at least you are not boring

9 said...

doreen:
halo, i skip dengan machonya la.

dipthongthongthong:
heh. i might do that.

anttyk:
the office hottie was on leave. :(

lils:
i'll let a certain mountainside resort employee hv all that glory. heh.

Desparil said...

this is not being bored.. ini dah sakit tenat ni... dua tiga jumaat lagi.. abis la..

:P

adik manes said...

where can i send my resume?

lilyliverbird said...

weh..i've left something for you in my blog. Something more constructive for you to do when you are bored. heh.

Leen Ash Burn said...

You should cut down on ur coffee yo!

9 said...

des:
'tiga jumaat' rule kenot apply.

i dh ponteng last fri. hoh.

adek manes:
meh sini. hantar kt abang.

lils:
done. :p

leen:
i might as well cut down on my oxygen as well.