I got tagged. Oh well. Here goes.
#1. Name one person who made you laugh last night.
Some delusional Manc Scum on Football Crazy who said they were going to win this Sunday.
#2. What were you doing at 0800?.
Still asleep. Don’t ask.
3. What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
On the Crapper. Must be those Chicken Curry I had for dinner last night.
4. What happened to you in 2006?
Got married and is now being smug about it, especially with Lily.
5. What was the last thing you said out loud?
"Wei.. Kita nak Solat Jumaat kat maner ni.. ke nak lepak KLCC je?"
6. How many beverages did you have today?
7. What color is your hairbrush?
I do not comb my hair. I just pat them down into place.
8. What was the last thing you paid for?
A pack of Ciggies.
9. Where were you last night?
Footy Futsal in
10. What color is your front door?
Grey. The anatomy of my door is Grey. Geddit? Heh. Ok. Moving on.
11. Where do you keep your change?
In my piggy bank, which does not look like a pig but is hexagon in shape with colourful cartoon characters on it. I just ignore the grammatically erroneous poems written on it.
12. What’s the weather like today?
Sunny, but I'm suspecting it is going to rain later Coleens and Rooneys later in the evening.
13. What’s the best ice-cream flavor?
Walls' Moo ice-cream. Vanilla and chocolate. So, Ok. I'm not a big ice-cream devourer.
15. Do you want to cut your hair?
Yes, I need one. It’s sticking all over the place. I look like a bad-boy. *winks at Mellyboo*
16. Are you over the age of 25?
Depend on who's asking.
17. Do you talk a lot?
No I don’t. The voices in my head do though. "You want me to what? Sharpen my Axe?"
18. Do you watch the O.C.?
Hell No. Why the frack do I want to do that?
19. Do you know anyone named Steven?
“Oh, when I’m feeling blue, Stevie G runs past me
Passing the Ball with wisdom, Stevie G
Stevie G, Stevie G, Stevie G, Stevie G
Local lad turned hero, Stevie G”
Sung to the tune of "Let Her Be - Beatles"
20. Do you make up your own words?
No, the Albanian language has already been discovered.
21. Are you a jealous person?
Yes, I am. I'm jealous that Jessica Alba is back with that twat again.
22. Name a friend whose name starts with the letter ‘A’.
Alonso (Xabi.. Not Fernando)
23. Name a friend whose name starts with the letter ‘K’.
Kuyt. (Hey Lily, we have the same friend).
24. Who’s the first person on your received call list?
25. What does the last text message you received say?
"Sayang, balik kul bape?"
26. Do you chew on your straw?
All the time.
27. Do you have curly hair?
Yes. Depends on which part of the body though.
28. Where’s the next place you’re going to?
I think to the Crapper again. My tummy has been acting up lately.
29. Who’s the rudest person in your life
Shebby Singh. He's even more rude with that new haircut of his.
30. What was the last thing you ate?
Beskot Munchies. Swiped them off my colleague. She doesn't know it yet, and I'm not telling. Heh.
31. Will you get married in the future?
I am married now, unless you’re referring to the 3 other empty quotas available. Heh.
32. What’s the best movie you’ve seen in the past 2 weeks?
Saving Private Ryan. The best ever opening 15 minutes of any movie.
33. Is there anyone you like right now?
34. When was the last time you did the dishes?
Dishes? Whats that?
35. Are you currently depressed?
That will depend on Sunday’s result.
36. Did you cry today?
37. Why did you answer and post this?
I'm Narcisstic and I want the whole bloody world to know that I was on the Crapper today. And because Lily tagged me and if I didn't, she'd steal my hubcaps.
38. Tag 5 people who would do this survey.
Ok. Right. I’d like to tag;
Eva La Rue; and