Tuesday, December 05, 2006

My Adventure of Growing a Beard

I've finally done it.

After careful deliberation upon the request (more like harassed) by my loyal admirers on how to attract more readers to my blog (especially those of the opposite s*x), I have decided to conform to their (my loyal admirers) wishes. Seeing as how they are inclined to pout, whine and moan about it if no effort is taken on my part.

Anyways, I think they have my best interest at heart, even though they have a funny way of showing it.

The whole idea started with these harrasments;


A Babe Of Very Little Brain said...

itu aje? cheh!

come on now, simpan janggut.

i'm sure you can be a good-looking gimli.please? for me???


A Babe Of Very Little Brain said...

wei boogerface, trust me,

you'll get more girls coming in here if you post your picture that has your facial hair looking scruffy and 'sexy.


'i now christen you Gimli of the Equator.

9 said...

i still hv girls coming in here already, even without the beard.


thank u very much.

A Babe Of Very Little Brain said...

but you get the same old ones coming in here and we all know the real truth behind the so-called "handsome" face.

princesswaffzonkle said...

so why DO we come here again and again then eh?


mandrem ni ;p

9 said...

u lot are a tough crowd to please. fine.. i'll grow a beard then... and i'll start to carry an axe around as well.


u wnt the scottish accent as well?

"and they call it a mine, a miiiiinnnee"

So now, as promised, is the result of my painstaking beard-growing efforts. A heartfelt Scouse thanks to Anttyk for helping me grow it.

I am now Gimli9, 'the protector of illegaly traded wildlife and protector of urban forest reserve'.

"Poachers, taste my axe!"

16 comments:

anttyk said...

Heh heh heh. Dwarf who loves nature. Contradiction in terms, my brother.

Leen Ash Burn said...

So show us then, guv!

Freak & Geek said...

a freaking goatee?

does it match with ur haircolor(on the head)?

a babe of very little Brrrrrrrrrr-ain. said...

heh! you mean you took what i said seriously???

hah! i am so flattered.

ahem .. can you grow an extra dick?

kepala_angin said...

*wondering if you can comply with the new suggestion by babe.

9 said...

geordie antyyk:

i was going for aragorn, but *someone* said i was too short, hence the gimli reference. *pouts*

leen:
errr, are we looking closely at the picture?

9 said...

f&g:

wei, i thot ur cover was blown by ur sis?

*another one* are we looking closely at the pic?

babe:

u said that it will bring more chicas to my blog..

will having an extra dick help?

Desparil said...

so.. who's the fagotty elf you're banging, then?

anttyk said...

Hahahaha. Good one Des.

lilyliverbird said...

you are trying to look like al-maktoum or wot?

a babe with very little something or other said...

it might. or it might bring in manusia dua alam, or manusia yg sudah berhijrah to the other alam.

(there are risks to be considered with every innovation, you know)

9 said...

des:
heh. you!

anttyk: don't u encourage him.

9 said...

kop trollope:
if those tossers start kutuk-ing us 'DIC*s', we'll just turn around and reply, "we have big DIC*s, u hv no DIC*s. heh.

babe:
oi, where are all the chicks? takde pon. u said they'll be coming here in droves? tipulah, mada ada.

this is the last time i listen to u. *pouts*

a babe with very little something or other said...

am i not a hot chick/babe?

*oink* *chirp*

you seem to be attracting the men. hahaha wonder why!

Anonymous said...

is that a beard or smudge on your face? i can't tell. and wots that smell?

SeXy TuRtLe said...

Nice..

I love men with stubbles.. Especially when they rub cheeks with me..

Major turn-on.