Thursday, January 05, 2006
My Adventure of Disclaiming a Frog
I would like to make known that I, Hurnain Hamid, Herpetofauna Coordinator of MNS Selangor have neither affiliation with, nor any in-depth knowledge what-so-bloody-ever on the Crazy Frog.
In addition, It is my opinion that the ‘call’ of this particular species to be extremely annoying, disruptive and a pain-in-the-nether-regions. I would not be surprised that people, who have been exposed to such a call in maplehs, cinemas, pasar malams etc, were inclined to shoot themselves in the head.
Further to my opinion, the individuals who had either created or marketed as well as downloaded it as a ring tone of this aversion of nature, should be rounded up, made to stand before a firing squad, and be subsequently shot.
I would like to further digress, (to those who had inquired with my good-self previously) that it is my professional opinion that the above-said creature has yet to be (and will not be in the future) classified as one of the species from the Anuran Order.
Further inquiries of what species the Crazy Frog is during any of my future MNS Frogging trips, will be met with a swift back-handed slap.
Please be advised.