Thursday, January 05, 2006

My Adventure of Disclaiming a Frog



Disclaimer:

I would like to make known that I, Hurnain Hamid, Herpetofauna Coordinator of MNS Selangor have neither affiliation with, nor any in-depth knowledge what-so-bloody-ever on the Crazy Frog.

In addition, It is my opinion that the ‘call’ of this particular species to be extremely annoying, disruptive and a pain-in-the-nether-regions. I would not be surprised that people, who have been exposed to such a call in maplehs, cinemas, pasar malams etc, were inclined to shoot themselves in the head.

Further to my opinion, the individuals who had either created or marketed as well as downloaded it as a ring tone of this aversion of nature, should be rounded up, made to stand before a firing squad, and be subsequently shot.

I would like to further digress, (to those who had inquired with my good-self previously) that it is my professional opinion that the above-said creature has yet to be (and will not be in the future) classified as one of the species from the Anuran Order.

Further inquiries of what species the Crazy Frog is during any of my future MNS Frogging trips, will be met with a swift back-handed slap.

Please be advised.

25 comments:

Desparil said...

"I would not be surprised that people, who have been exposed to such a call in maplehs, cinemas, pasar malams etc, were inclined to shoot themselves in the head."

i would be more inclined to shoot the OTHER bugger in the head.

"Further to my opinion, the individuals who had either created or marketed as well as downloaded it as a ring tone of this aversion of nature, should be rounded up, made to stand before a firing squad, and be subsequently shot."

i second that motion.

chics said...

i don't download the rigtone but i think the song is okla..

so the movement type.Except it got burnt down *frown*

feng tau for life.Haha

teek said...

shoot em, shoot em all! ;)

i dunno why but so far, i've yet to come across anyone that use that annoying frog's sound as their ringtone.

9 said...

des: a few chainsaw swipes to their head, couldn't hurt either.

chics: the song is ok to a certain extent my dear, being the theme from beverly hills cop and all but why does that little shite hv to enter frame with his beeps beeps and brooms brooms.

p/s: feng tau for life too.. tiuuuu! =)

9 said...

teek: i hear the ringtone's especially popular in germany.

p/s: ooo, i forgot to link u didn't i?

Invader Voobee said...

That EEEEEEVVVVVVIIIIIIILLLLLLL FROG!!! It's the Dajal i tell you!! Someone should kill him!




waddayamean he's not real?

Angel Eyes said...

feng tau... hehe.. ok kot?

*grin*

Leen Ash Burn said...

BRRREMMMM PENGGG PENGGGGGGG

Desparil said...

chainsaw? now is that doom-style or resident evil-style?

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9 said...

leen: don't u start..

des: DOOM-style. that'll teach 'em a lesson.

Sarclover said...

AGREED!!

please shoot the friggin' frog!!!

9 said...

voobee: this is YOUR doing, u filthy alien! YOU created this aversion of nature to act as phsycological weapon in order to weaken earth's defenses

WE WILL NEVER SUBMIT!

angel: please refer to that orange ah beng cat for this.

sarclover: Kill! Kill! Die! Die!

Inn said...

agreed. glad to know u're not a frog man for THAT crazy frog.

And I so could hug coz u're the first one from my very small blog com that know the sartan and patryn. heh.

philters said...

only crazy people like crazy frog.

what an insult to other frogs:p

Invader Voobee said...

While the irken armada would have already thought of a brilliant plant t o annihilate the human race by using such a destructive media character, i Invader Voobee claim no responsiblity over the crazy frog. It works for its own agenda and seeks to take over the world for its own. I agree for once that this beast must be destroyed. It is I Voobee who shall reign over the human race and not Crazy Frog.

wow panjangnyer.

9 said...

inn: hug? me? oh oh, my 'runes' are turning red..

philters:damn insult, yes..

voobee: i don't blame u for trying to destwoy this planet with that frog bremm bremm-ing about.

Desparil said...

after all the chainsaw action, i recommend we BFG a couple of times. just in case.

teek said...

link or no link...no harm done waann..

kepala_angin said...

i'm in agreement to all the bodily harms proposed to such ppl.

Cosmic_GurL said...

OHMYGOD! I hate, hate, hate the Crazy Frog!! The songs are sooooo irritating that I feel like hanging myself everytime I hear it!!!

9 said...

bagus! bagus! muahahaha. everyone hates the little bugger.

anisism said...

how come i think it's cute?

i'm advised.

but i still think it's cute.

ok don't i start.

9 said...

no, don't u start.

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